Reality check point
I have already turned 16. In accordance to all of your movies since 1937, I would have met my handsome prince by this time, ergo I just have one question for you: WHERE ON EARTH IS HE???
Signed, every 16 year old.”
„Dear every 16 year-old girl,
Please be patient. I know it looks easy in the movies, but slaying 50-feet tall dragons without getting barbecued alive is hard business, you know. And all that while making sure my hair stays in place.
Signed, your Prince Charming
P.S. I met your stepmum the other day, she said your beauty was to die for. Really can’t wait to meet you now. xoxo”