Reality check point

The fairytale:

VS

The reality:

„Dear Disney,

I have already turned 16. In accordance to all of your movies since 1937, I would have met my handsome prince by this time, ergo I just have one question for you: WHERE ON EARTH IS HE???

Signed, every 16 year old.”

„Dear every 16 year-old girl,

Please be patient. I know it looks easy in the movies, but slaying 50-feet tall dragons without getting barbecued alive is hard business, you know. And all that while making sure my hair stays in place.

Signed, your Prince Charming

P.S. I met your stepmum the other day, she said your beauty was to die for. Really can’t wait to meet you now. xoxo”

About cowish

implicata de multe ori in mai mult decat pot duce..ca tot romanu'.. in rest, oama inclinata spre vacisme cu cei care merita.

Posted on Ianuarie 19, 2011, in Bitter'sweet humour and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Lasă un comentariu.

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